Science Corner: The Six Beer Theory

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The following morning, Bill and Jason awoke and quickly dressed without speaking to one another. When we asked if anything had happened, Bill quickly responded: "No man! I just fell asleep." Jason concurred: "Shit man, I got so drunk off those six beers. I don't remember anything." With an awkward parting handshake, the two men were off. Our hidden cameras did catch them exchanging phone numbers in the parking lot, however.


So there you have it. Scientific proof that the only difference between a straight man and a gay man is six beers.

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