The following morning, Bill and
Jason awoke and quickly dressed without speaking to one another. When
we asked if anything had happened, Bill quickly responded: "No man!
I just fell asleep." Jason concurred: "Shit man, I got so drunk off
those six beers. I don't remember anything." With an awkward parting
handshake, the two men were off. Our hidden cameras did catch them exchanging
phone numbers in the parking lot, however.
So there you have it. Scientific proof that the only difference between a straight man and a gay man is six beers.
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So long, and remember: Science can explain anything!
The Six Beer Theory was created by Silver Lake 2000
and then generously donated to uncoolcentral
you know, for posterity.