Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the Clones - short review

 

This movie is completely badass. You must see it.

Natalie Portman... during better acting days

That aside, Natalie Portman's acting was deplorable, but who really cares? Right? Star Wars is a frame tale, a myth, an archetype. The actors are not key, the story is the vehicle here.

If you're able to stomach the obligatory, "ten years have passed and we've some explaining to do," dialogue during the first fifteen minutes or so, you're in for a wild two-hour ride, with plenty of cliché.

Sure, George Lucas is a hack, but we're big enough to turn the other cheek and enjoy SWII for what it is.

A marriage of special effects and favorite genres, (action, spy thrillers, romance, war flix, fantasy and sci-fi) SW II is sure to please more than it will disappoint.

 

 

Dan Dreifort is a first-time movie reviewer for UncoolCentral.