Cool Test

Okay campers. Finally an exhaustive test to determine your cool quotient.
Don't spend too much time on this... and be honest.

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these guys = turdbuckets

Results not staggering. Must use large font to take up more space. First picture represents you and your ilk. Notice the attempt to seem cool by adding that MTV color-sheme? The guy on the left holding the bucket of paint doesn't help either. Sciroccos are neat.

Sciroccos obviously = cool